Congratulations, you win the prize.
Because noone, and I mean
noone, has ever made that joke before. Your originality stuns me. And really: aren't breasts special? Only every other person, including your mother, has them. I mean there is practically a scarcity of freely available pictures or boobs. You can't really help asking every girl on the internet for a pic, because hey: where else are you gonna get a glimpse?
The other option is just that your scandalously sad and pathetic.
Couldn't be
that, could it?