Have you ever encountered someone truely crazy

I really hadn't met anyone in person who was mentally unstabled until I met my friend's uncle Wayne. He would always seem normal then go into some tangent. Here's an example.

We're sitting there waiting for our friend Mike to go inside and get something from his house. His uncle wanders out from next door and starts talking about the weather we've had lately. Then he goes into this tangent ->

Wayne: "Weather has been kinda good lately, no rain at all the past few days."

Me: "Yup it's been pretty nice outside."

Wayne: "I would appreciate the weather, unfortunately it's man made through NASA satellites."

Me: "Yeah I hate when they do that."

He also thinks he is satan and kills marines and goes back in time. He's a nice guy but maybe I'm deriving too much entertainment from his insanity.

Yes. Daily in the mirror.

Wayne comes into the library like 2 or 3 times a week, his body odor is horrible, and he seems to think I'm his friend because I helped him find a CD that no one else could. It's kinda creepy.

Also, You forgot to mention his "Carbike".

I'm sure it all makes sense to him.

Aluaeia wrote:

Wayne comes into the library like 2 or 3 times a week, his body odor is horrible, and he seems to think I'm his friend because I helped him find a CD that no one else could. It's kinda creepy. Also, You forgot to mention his "Carbike".

Hahaha.. the car bike..

I can direct you to neighborhoods filled with crazies.

Kbarr wrote:

I can direct you to neighborhoods filled with crazies.

Why don't you let Finigin lead people to those neighborhoods. He needs backup against those ruthless savage kids.

Nobonius wrote:

Kbarr wrote: I can direct you to neighborhoods filled with crazies. Why don't you let Finigin lead people to those neighborhoods. He needs backup against those ruthless savage kids.

I don't think hes up to the challenge:)

Ever notice the crazies never think they are someone normal? "I'm Jose. The gardener." They're always satan, jesus, the president, etc.

Im Jose, a gardener from the future

Finigan wrote:

Im Jose, a gardener from the future

We have some of those who post here

NickPSH wrote:

Aluaeia wrote: Wayne comes into the library like 2 or 3 times a week, his body odor is horrible, and he seems to think I'm his friend because I helped him find a CD that no one else could. It's kinda creepy. Also, You forgot to mention his "Carbike". Hahaha.. the car bike..

Yeah, I told the people I work with about that, they all found it very entertaining. Of course, they also go into the back room every time he comes in and make jokes about calling him Satan.

ya! me, myself, and i.

me is a skizzo freak b***h though and myself is a goody two shoe perfectionist and ... who the hell am i?

crazy crazy crazy!!
/bounces off the walls

Aluaeia wrote:

NickPSH wrote: Aluaeia wrote: Wayne comes into the library like 2 or 3 times a week, his body odor is horrible, and he seems to think I'm his friend because I helped him find a CD that no one else could. It's kinda creepy. Also, You forgot to mention his "Carbike". Hahaha.. the car bike.. Yeah, I told the people I work with about that, they all found it very entertaining. Of course, they also go into the back room every time he comes in and make jokes about calling him Satan.

No beer and no t.v. make homer something something..
go crazy?
DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOO