Cooler than Rock Stars :: Ultimate MMORPG Gaming Community & Trading Zone

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:26

WheresNWS
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6423

Yeah. So my gf is this really hot stripper. And last night the guitarist from Creed went into the club she works and was all, "Hey! What are you doing after you get off work? Wanna go to a club or to get something to eat or something?" And she was all, "Ummmm....no."

Therefore, I am cooler than rock stars.

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:28

ATM Banana
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8351

or shes just faithful... lol

i'd say yes if i were her. but then again, i'm pretty fickle.

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:29

Kazkuk
Joined: 22 Oct 2002
Posts: 273

Creed was never cool to begin with

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:31

WheresNWS
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6423

Kazkuk wrote:

Creed was never cool to begin with

That's why I was careful not to say "Cooler than Creed"

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:32

ATM Banana
Joined: 02 Jan 2003
Posts: 8351

if he DID happen to run off with yuor GF, on a scale of 1-10 hwo f****d up on booze woudl you be right now?

Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:39

WheresNWS
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6423

ATM Banana wrote:

if he DID happen to run off with yuor GF, on a scale of 1-10 hwo f****d up on booze woudl you be right now?

Ummmm...What part of "cooler than rock stars" didn't you understand? It wouldn't happen...on account of me being so cool. But just for fun, let's say it did: 7. She's a sweetheart and a half, but we've only been going out for 3 months.

Posted: 02/26/03 - 01:25

Buntz
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2482

har..shez fookin him

Posted: 02/26/03 - 09:57

Occulis
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 13299

i love strippers, they are all in med school and all very sweet!!

Posted: 02/26/03 - 14:10

Buntz
Joined: 13 Oct 2002
Posts: 2482

tis how im gonna get threw med school =/

Posted: 02/26/03 - 14:20

Vekril
Joined: 15 Oct 2002
Posts: 1684

Nothing against strippers, it is an honest way to make good cash for women with no other skills, but how can you seriously date one?

I can understand a casual relationship where you are just f*****g her because its good sex and she is hot...

But being in a committed serious relationship with a woman who grinds her crotch in the lap and face of men all night and day, does private dances for 400 pound fat bastards, and so forth - I couldn't respect a woman who does that enough to be in a relationship with. I know that in most strip clubs there is no actual touching involved, and most aren't even full nudity, but still...

Posted: 02/26/03 - 14:25

Abiwabi
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 216

Vekril wrote:

Nothing against strippers, it is an honest way to make good cash for women with no other skills, but how can you seriously date one?

I can understand a casual relationship where you are just f*****g her because its good sex and she is hot...

But being in a committed serious relationship with a woman who grinds her crotch in the lap and face of men all night and day, does private dances for 400 pound fat bastards, and so forth - I couldn't respect a woman who does that enough to be in a relationship with. I know that in most strip clubs there is no actual touching involved, and most aren't even full nudity, but still...

A friend of mine's fiance works as a waitress at a strip club which reminded me of a joke....

"Whats the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper?"
"About two weeks".

Posted: 02/26/03 - 14:46

Maldek
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
Posts: 1936

more like:
"Whats the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper?"
"About 15 pounds"

Posted: 02/26/03 - 15:06

Maelstrom
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 3186

What NWS meant is that he goes see the same strip dancing woman every night and that he dream to have her...

But...even if hes been putting a20$ a night around her panties for the last 5 years she still havent let him buy her a drink after.

Last edited by Maelstrom on 02/26/03 - 15:11; edited 1 time in total

Posted: 02/26/03 - 15:07

WheresNWS
Joined: 19 Nov 2002
Posts: 6423

Maelstrom wrote:

What NWS meant is that he goes see the name strip dancing woman every night and that he dream to have her...

But...even if hes been putting a20$ a night around her panties for the last 5 years she still havent let him buy her a drink after.

Shut the f**k up, frenchy.

Posted: 02/26/03 - 15:45

FireIsFun
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
Posts: 312

Har Har. Even The Dirty Guy In 4th Grade Who Never Showered And Ate Paper Is Cooler Than Creed, I Wouldn't Be Too Excited About It.