A nig and a spic jump off the empire state building...

Who hits the ground first?











The spic. The nig has to stop half way down and spraypaint "m**********r" on the wall. [/i]

i don't know, the spic would be too lazy to aspire to win, i mean, who expects the mexican to ever win at anything?

Why aren't there any mexicans on star trek?















They don't work in the future either.

Janothhhh wrote:

Why aren't there any mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.

f**k , they are some of the hardest working people i know. come up here and work 3 jobs , then send most the money back home ....

real joke is why does mexico not have a Olympic team ?








Because all the ones that can run jump or swim are already here.....


Or maybe why do all the mexicans have them little chain steering wheels ?









because you can drive them with handcuffs on .....

THIS THREAD OFFENDS ME!!

seriously.























no i was jk more jokes plz.

haha, you had me... i am part like, f*****g everything but i take offense to none of it. (i'm white enough to not care)

what do you say if you see your TV floating at night?












drop my TV niggah!

nuh uh i say "HOLY SHEET MY TV IS A FLOATIN!

guy sees this girl on the beach , girl has some big old tits. The kind ya just have to touch . So he goes up to her and asks if he can grap onto her boobs . Chick freaks out and says hell no .. Runs off ... so he's still looking at them froma ways and he can't help himself , so he goes back up to her . says , i'll give ya $100 to touch your breasts . She slaps him and says hell no . he says $200 ... she runs off . well this poor guy can't himself . these are some real serious tits. so he trys one more time . $500 , just let me hold onto the for a bit baby. she thinks for a moment , $500 is alot of money . She says f**k , ya go ahead for $500

He grabs them tight and holds on

"oh ya"

"ohhhh yyyaaaa "

"ohhh my gooddd"

"ohhhh noooo"

"oooohhhh"

"oooohhhhh Mmmmyyyyy God"









"where the hell and i going to get $500 from ?"

Guy gets onto a plane . Sitting there Chilling when a real fine women gets on , big old rack , tight ass , and a face to die for . well she walks down and low and behold sits right next to him > so he thinks , alright buddy here is your chance . So eh trys to compose himself the best he can and says

" hi , what brings ya to new york ?"

she says "im going to a sexual convention"

At this point now hes real excited , doesn't really know what to say so he spits out " so what do they do at them things ?

"well we talk about alot of things . Like most people think black men have the biggest dicks but that is just not true its the native americans . People also think its the french are the best lovers but its really the jews who make the best lovers. Oh and people never think about the rednecks when ya think about sex but they have the best of both worlds, big dicks and great lovers."

At this point she gets all flustered and says" oh my god , here i am talking to you about all this stuff and i dont even know you . i dont even know your name....."





He looks at her and smiles " oh no problem baby , My name is Tonto Goldstein but some people call me Bubba ..........

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lol Tonto "Bubba" Goldstein

Brash wrote:

Janothhhh wrote: Why aren't there any mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either. f**k , they are some of the hardest working people i know. come up here and work 3 jobs , then send most the money back home ....

So true.

diff between nigg and bucket of sh!t anyone?

The following story is true and by true i mean false they are all lies but entertaining lies and in the end isnt that all that matters? The answer is no.

reebo r u quoting spock

The black guy hits first, the mexican stops off to spraypaint some graffitti on the way down.

Why do black people smell so bad?


So blind people can hate them, too.

WheresNWS wrote:

Why do black people smell so bad? So blind people can hate them, too.

wow.

no no nonono... the wetbacks that jump the border are the hardworkers. The mexicans here now are the lazy ones.


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Why do they put cotton in the top of tylenol?

to remind blacks they picked cotton before they sold drugs

Why do jews have such big noses?


Because air is free.